Welcome to jim dales secret ninja force 13 hired by the jim dale fanclub which consists of 6 whole members!!! (and 2 half members)
A: and don't forget the jim dale fanclub jr.
M: I like llamas
A: so?????
M: so Jim Dale is even as cool as llamas. He does the voices on the harry potter audio CD and he does awesome accents! And he says AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
A: okay Madi; I think we get the point. And llamas are way cooler then Jim Dale. (expect a drawing on the topic people)
M: AAAAAARRRGHHNOOO!!! I think I just died a little inside. NOBODY is cooler than Jim Dale NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS OR LLAMAS OR BILL GATES OR JACKIE CHAN OR CHUCK GATES OF *hyperventilates*
A: of what???
M: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I;M NT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!! EVER!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!! REALLY!!!! STARTINGGGG..... NOW!
A: Yeah right..... what if I give you a nickel
M:...
A: A llama??
M:...
A: A NICKEL WITH A LLAMA ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M:............. uhhh...... maybe.......
A: HAH! I GOT YOU TO TALK!!! AND NOW YOU GET NO NICKEL WITH A LLAMA!
M: I feel... so RIPPED OFF
A; and I whoop your butt!!!
M: Jim Dale could whoop your butt. Well, he could. Probably. If he were here. Yeah I'll shut up now.
A: No he couldn't only CHUCK NORRIS could. (CHUCK NORRIS is so cool his name can only be considered proper grammar if it's caps locked!)
M: does anything productive EVER happen at these meetings?
A: Not EVER! dun dun duhhhhhhhhh!
M: Yeah, well I'm a ninja. A cool ninja. With throwing stars. And a cool HIIIYYYAAAA thingey when I hit stuff.
A: Oh yeah well I'm a ninja with a burger king burger and when I throw it people say mmmmmmm.
M: Yeah well we are the Jim Dale ninja force, and making people say mmmm might just give us away on a mission and be the difference between winning and failure. Jim Dale being able to read his audio books relies on US to fight off the bad ninjas trying to disrupt his work.
A: oooo look the big comfy couch lets watch beacause our short attention spans allow us nothing else!
M: Alright. But only a short break. Then we go back to fighting for Sir Jim Dale. And then we have a delicious soya beverage. Wow. We need to learn to focus.
A: *watching U.F.C* Yay! men in shorts beating each other up.
M: ew.
A: toodleloodle spaghetti noodle
did you know we have to call him Sir Jim Dale because he's knighted by the Queen.


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